You will need:
Black patch for one eye
Baggie pants like pajamas
Shirt with baggie sleeves
Red or black scarf to wrap the head in
Black face paint for a mustache or a fake mustache
Hook made out of pipe cleaners wrapped with aluminum foil
Instructions
A. Dress your pirate
B. Wrap his head in the red or black scarf with the tie down the back
C. Paint him a mustache with the face paints
D. Apply the black eye patch
E. Make the hook out of the pipe cleaners twisted together and cover them with aluminum foil.